FIVE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN SOFTBALL:
1. The softball kit--the jersey top, slacks and inners and team cap. Only the best looking jersey in RJC. Look like a real pro in it.
2. The team--we all hang out together during and outside training hours. Softballers are all fun and noisy people, and we all bond as a team.
3. Tyre batting--the tuesday routine. 100 hard bat swings at a tyre. You get to pretend the tyre is: your mother/your teacher/that irritating guy who keeps badgering you for a date*. So indulge!
*delete where possible.
4. Hitting a homerun--One swing of the bat, and the ball soars over the left fielder's head. Nothing in this world can beat that feeling of stepping on home base and having everyone congratulate you.
5. The advantages of throwing a ball--see someone you don't like? The softball comes in handy. Simply let it slip out of your grasp and watch it fly towards the person's head/chest/legs(depending on how lethal you would like to be). Satisfaction guaranteed, but only if you're on target.